(March 13 09:00) I Can Has Cheezburger?
Hear ye, hear ye! Today we shall have a competition like no other, of delightful derpiness, of majestic cat prowess, and fabulous feline reflexes. Indeed, tis finally time for our majestic ruler, Lord Derpington, to choose this year's cat court jester for the royal palace! We will have tests of strength and agility, tests of will and wit, and above all, the crowd-favorite test of delightful derpiness!Hark ye and gaze upon our contestants, ripe with distinguished derpiness, who aim to be the greatest of jesters! After toughing our ultimate obstacle course and dazzling us with their wonderfully witty wordplay, our would be jester cats have but one trial left before them, our fabulous test of derpiness, designed to give us the derpiest cat jester the court could possibly dream of. Lets begin!
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