Cat's Got Her...Toe? Woman Accidentally Slices Toe, And Her Feline Finds A Tasty Treat In Hilarious Cat-astrophy (With A Happy Ending!)

Oh hai, I Can Has-ers? Are you ready for a purrfectly ridiculous, kinda gross, and hilarious story? Honestly, we never thought we would be writing about something like this, but here we are. A user on Facebook posted recently about a hissterical cat-astrophy that happened to her recently. She has a little black cat, named Pooka, whom she describes as a "fearless 4-pound garbage disposal goblin". Pooka's owner was cutting some lemon for her tea and she accidentally dropped her knife and sliced her toe clean off! Turns out Pooka really is a goblin because….POOKA ATE THE TOE. Luckily, the woman got to the hospital and everything is okay. She said, in the end, "Her eating my toe only makes me love her more. I'm honored. I wouldn't want anyone else to have eaten it." We're not sure we would have felt the same, but if she loves her cute cat for eating her toe, more power to her. We hope you enjoyed this crazily ridiculous story, we definitely laughed because of it!