'Elf on a Shelf' Fails to Remind Parents to Move That Dang Elf and Not Traumatize Your Kids

You've heard of 'Elf on a Shelf': Now get ready for 'Tales of Elf Fails'!It's that time of the year again and parents are stressing. It's a beautiful thing to be a mom or dad and want to make this holiday season a magical time for your little ones, but dang does it take a lot of work. Nobody tells you how annoying it is to remember to move that dang Elf on a shelf every single night. What's your excuse to your kids when they wake up and their elf hasn't moved at all? You're just going to fold and tell them the TRUTH?? No no no, that is not what Christmas is about. What's next? Tell them the truth about Santa Claus?! You monster. So here are some epic Elf on a Shelf fails that will hopefully remind you to move your elf, for your children's sake. And move them in a wholesome way, please.