Funny Reasons To Own A Cat According To Mildly Disgruntled Sarcastic Twitter Users

There are many reasons that you should own a cat. First of all, cats are adorable. Second of all, there is no better feeling in this world than cuddling with a cat, and we will hear no argument against that statement. Third of all, cats are incredibly funny, and their ridiculousness makes our lives so much more entertaining than they usually are. Cats… cats are purrfection. That's why everyone should have a cat. But cats are not just all of those things. Cats are also jerks. Now, we say that as a good thing. Cats being jerks is part of being a cat, and we, as cat owners, accept that. We more than accept it. We, in fact, love it, even if we're kind of sarcastic when we talk about it. PS, go ahead and treat yourself to our pawesome new products: a cat calendar, and a matching cat & me Christmas sweater!Check out our store here! Now at specially discounted rates, get them while they're hot.