Twitter Thread: The Story Of The Criminal Cat Who Got Escorted From A Botanical Garden

You look at the little cat living in your house, and you think to yourself… ugh, so adorable, so tiny, so harmless. Such cute little creatures cannot possibly be anything but purrfect. Dogs… dogs tear everything apart, they eat everything in sight, they make a mess with their water. But cats… cats are innocent. Hahahahaha, we're kidding, of course. There are no bigger criminals in this universe than cats. Don't let how awwdorable and tiny cats are fool you. They are criminals, and they do commit real crimes. You don't believe us? Go ahead and read the story about the cat who was on the run after robbing a supermarket and stealing precisely 3 sausages. And what about the one of the cats who locked their humans outside of the bathroom? Yes, that actually happened. Cats are nothing short of felonious, and here is some more proof.