40+ Terrible Puns to Torture Your Soul

This ample collection of puns is sure to torture the very fibers of the being of your soul. If I was wittier, I would write some puns of my own here but you're just going to have to make do with some that I've stolen about writing instead."I'm starting to write a book about a tornado disasterIt's just a draft at the moment.""What do u call a zombie that writes music?A decomposer.""My cavewoman girlfriend dumped me.I should have seen the writing on the wall.""I'm writing a book about reverse psychology.Please don't buy it."