(April 23 22:00) I Can Has Cheezburger?
Welcome, welcome, everyone, to the most scariest thing that you will see all week long. This listicle, despite what the title may tell you, is not for the faint-hearted. This listicle is full of criminals - incredibly tiny criminals but criminals nonetheless. These criminals are known as kittens. These kittens may look innocent, but they are not. They have sharp triangular tails that will cut you to the core, they have tiny murderclaws that spurt from their itty bitty kitty beans, they have eyes so sharp they see into your soul, and they will steal your heart instantly. Their power over us is too great though, and because of that, every single week, we bring you the biggest - i.e. smallest - criminals of the week. Because we cannot suffer this pain on our own, you need to look at this tiny little hooligans/potential world leaders too.
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