Nicolas Cage appeared on a chat show for the first time in 14 years. It was a wild ride.

Nicolas Cage's Wednesday night appearance on Jimmy Kimmel Live! was apparently his first chat show in 14 years — and he's clearly been saving some anecdotes up.The interview above really just has to be experienced first-hand, but to give you a sense of it here are a few of the things the Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent star talks about:Winning $20,000 and giving it to an orphanageBuying a two-headed snakeOwning a talking crowAlmost purchasing a cave for naked spelunking purposesBeing stalked by two mimesAre they all true? None of them? Who knows. And maybe it doesn't matter.Want more?Nic Cage lets loose in NSFW trailer for 'The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent'People are using face-swapping tech to add Nicolas Cage to random moviesJennifer Lawrence knocks back 3 rum shots in 9 minutes in hilarious interview