All your 'Bridgerton' Season 2 crushes, ranked

Bridgerton Season 2 just hit Netflix, which means it's time to revisit our very serious ranking of crushes from the Netflix series. The Duke of Hastings may be out of the picture, but the ton is still pesky with crush material, from the generally unimpressive Bridgertons right up to our own picks for the diamond of the season.This time around, we divided our crushes into categories, and we stayed away from married members of the ton (with a few exceptions). Most of these characters are clamoring to get married anyway, and we are available! Worst: The Bridgerton Siblings24. Colin Bridgerton Credit: Liam Daniel/Netflix Pro: A romantic paragon who is kind, loves hard, and is full of forgiveness. Con: Genuinely not smart. Leave Marina alone! What did you think was going to happen there, dummy? And stop talking about Greece!!!23. Eloise BridgertonPro: Smart, funny, good-looking, loaded, challenging, headstrong. Con: Except when she uses all the above traits to stomp all over people and get her friends in trouble. 22. Benedict BridgertonPro: Paint?Con: Paint. His whole plot is paint. And not being gay, for some reason. Harmless randos21. The dudes from the races Credit: Netflix Pros: Perfectly charming, well-mannered, and benign suitors.Cons: Edwina's suitor does not take Marriage Mart seriously enough, and Kate's turned out to be a plant from Anthony!20. Naked lady from Benedict’s art schoolPros: Sexually liberated, interested in the artsCons: Do we know her name? 19. Eloise’s footman who takes her to TheoPros: Employed, diligent, loyalCons: Again, what is his name18. The poor dweebs who wanna dance with Eloise Poor kids never stood a chance. Credit: Screen shot / Netflix Pros: They seem nice!Cons: Puppets of societal conventionWhat is the Regency term for THOT?17. Prudence FeatheringtonPro: Her mom is cool?Con: Not gonna lie, it's hard to remember which Featherington sister she is. 16. Philipa FeatheringtonPro: Her sister (Penelope) is cool. Con: Thought she was Prudence until we started to work on this article. 15. Cressida Cowper Credit: Liam Daniel/Netflix Pro: Glacial beauty, money, ruthlessness. Okay sense of style, if you don't read Whistledown.Con: Ruthless…more like toothless. If you're going to scheme, come up with a scheme that will actually work. 14. Mr. FinchPro: Will put together the best cheese board you've ever had. Con: Annoying parents. Playing with fire13. Madame DelacroixPros: Still sexy, petty, and mysteriousCons: Not around as much and also maybe her designs went out of style?12. New Lord Featherington Credit: Liam Daniel/Netflix Pros: Smooth as heckCons: extreme Anna Delvey voice POOR11. Theo SharpePros: Hot, smart, sassy, feministCons: None yet, but we barely know the guy. He could just be the Georgian version of Jess Mariano.MILF Island10. Mrs. Varley Varley knows what's up. Credit: Screen shot / Netflix Pros: Trustworthy, resourceful, growing thirstier by the dayCons: Bit of a catastrophist, isn't she?9. Violet BridgertonPros: Still one of the sweetest characters in the series, a hopeless romantic who wants all her children to be happyCons: Arguably tied with Anthony for Most Traumatized Bridgerton and unclear if she processed or just repressed it8. Daphne Basset (neé Bridgerton)Pro: Honestly she's pretty perfect. There's a reason the Duke burns for her. Con: She's only just graduated from the Bridgerton sibling section to the MILF section. Give her time. 7. Mary Sharma Credit: Liam Daniel/Netflix Pro: Once a diamond, always a diamond. Mama Sharma is fine. Con: Still in love with her dead husband, probably.6. Portia FeatheringtonPro: She's a femme fatale with fantastic taste in florals and an absolutely devious intellect for scams.Con: None, Portia is terrible and perfect. 5. Lady DanburyPro: Outstanding cheekbones. Out. Standing.Con: Not technically a MILF. I think you need kids to be a MILF?The diamonds4. Penelope Featherington Credit: Liam Daniel/Netflix Pro: Brilliant writer, looks great in yellow, coolest person on the show by a long shot, is Lady Whistledown and can ruin people's lives with her quill and ink. Con: There's nothing wrong with Penelope. It's society that is wrong for her. 3. Edwina Sharma Pros: A diamond in every sense; Kind, considerate, intelligent, family-orientedCons: She really was that blind2. Anthony BridgertonPros: Well-mannered, determined, smokin' hot, got a cool new haircutCons: Needs years of bee-specific therapy1. Kate Sharma Credit: Liam Daniel/Netflix Pro: Whew. Hooooo boy. Just….oh my god? Oh my god? She's…she's the most beautiful…look at her. Just look. At. Her. Is she an angel? How is she real? Kate. Kaaaaate. You're so pretty, Kate.Con: No. SEE ALSO: ‘Bridgerton’ Season 2 review: A satisfying, smoldering slow burn A very serious ranking of all your 'Bridgerton' Season 1 crushes'Bridgerton' Season 2 is here. Do you have your nap dress?Everything to remember going into 'Bridgerton' Season 2'Bridgerton' is so fun but they have to learn how to talk to each otherBehind 'Bridgerton' Season 2's inspired Bollywood coverBridgerton Season 2 is now streaming on Netflix.