The 13 best tweets of the week, including Golden Corral, depression, and 'Borat 2'

Another work week in the books, folks, we did it. And it's October, to boot. Can't stop that month, can you? It really just creeps up on you, doesn't it?To celebrate the end of this week, we did what we always do here: collect some of the best and funniest tweets of the week. Why? Because you deserve a laugh, dear reader. So here they are, the 13 best tweets of the last seven days. 1. Someone PLEASE help her Tweet may have been deleted 2. That's good Tweet may have been deleted 3. I could eat unlimited Tums but I guess I'm just built different Tweet may have been deleted 4. LOL this doctor better be lying Tweet may have been deleted 5. I have passed a plate before, thank you Tweet may have been deleted 6. I am most angry at the two pleasant thoughts keeping to themselves Tweet may have been deleted 7. If you tuck yourself in and do a little cartoon snore like "honkchoo honkchoo" then you are part of the problem Tweet may have been deleted 8. You both hate and love to see it Tweet may have been deleted 9. OK but this is a really nice offer Tweet may have been deleted 10. Yes, this is science Tweet may have been deleted 11. Obligatory dril tweet Tweet may have been deleted 12. Real opposite ends of the spectrum Tweet may have been deleted 13. And finally, this Tweet may have been deleted