Tumblr Thread: Rooster Who Likes Blondes Only Tries To Seduce Golden Retriever

We would like to say that this is the first time we've read a story about a rooster being kind of a weirdo with the ladies, but no, it's not. We've heard about the gentleman rooster who always lets his lady friends eat first. This is yet another case of a rooster having a thing for the ladies- or a particular kind of blonde ladies. His vision must not be the best though, because he's not just a sassy and silly rooster who likes blonde roosters... it seems he has a thing for the golden retriever as well. Who can blame him though? We love golden retrievers too. Based on so many of the responses in this tumblr thread, it seems that roosters having lady issues is a regular-ish problem, and yes, it's as hilarious as you think it is.