Twitter Thread: Cat Jailed At Home For Being A Corrupt Criminal

So, we all know that one day, cats will take over the world. That's what the annual itty bitty committees are for - cats train kittens for a life of crime early on. Can't miss a single one of them. Like- so we know that all cats are little criminal masterminds living in our houses, that's why cats are always such jerks.This cat is an actual delinquent though, a criminal of the highest order, a mob boss with a whole cat gang. We are sure of it. Clearly, the cats that she beat up got in the way of her doing some impurrtant business. Her measures may be more violent than we would have liked, but business is business, and she's getting things done.