Puns That Are About As Funny As Puns Get

To be honest we're not huge fans of puns. Or maybe, more accurately, most puns. Most puns are the worst. Most puns are just the garbage juice at the bottom of the dumpster of actual comedy. But some puns. Oh baby. Some puns and dad jokes are so bone-shakingly funny they just want to make you shriek with laughter until you're as hoarse as Seabiscuit. See, that was a bad pun.