Are You a Millennial?
I'm whatever generation it is when you can never die because of a sacrifice made to the olden gods.
6 Truths About Being A Non-Confrontational Person
Leaving Out the Best Part
Raph has a tendency to leave the most important parts of his stories out. No one cares about what the traffic was like!
What The Number Of Times You Have Sex Per Week Says About You
5+ Times a Week
You are a goddamn liar. What you describe is both physically and emotionally impossible. You might as well claim you travel at lightspeed and invented dinosaurs and ...
5 Ways To Open A Tinder Convo You Should Avoid
1. Anything Involving The Persons Names
When you match with someone on Tinder, you have very little information about them, and that puts you at a bit of a disadvantage. That ...
What It Feels Like To Have Imposter Syndrome
10 Amazing Movies with the Most Nightmarish Behind the Scenes
Even with all the meticulous planning that goes into development and the thousands (or millions) of dollars that are invested, film production can go unexpectedly wrong. Most of the time, ...
The 5 Worst Types of People in the Public Bathroom
Piss. Piss everywhere. On the toilet seat, the floor, the walls, and you're not sure how it's possible, but even the ceiling. There are only two possible explanations for this ...
The 10 Best Karaoke Songs That Will Always Bring The House Down
10-9. Don't Stop Believing by Journey and Total Eclipse of the Heart by Bonnie Tyler
These two songs are cliches at karaoke but they're cliches for a reason. To use a ...
Noises Dads Make
When you have a child, your bones automatically turn into sidewalk chalk.
Being a Comedian: Expectations vs. Reality
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Reality is harsh, but it's also hilarious. Watch it play out on Crashing, Sundays at 10:30 PM on HBO.
6 Truths About Being Single for Too Long
5 Reasons Why Dolphins Should Terrify You
Listen - on the whole, dolphins are incredible creatures. They are intelligent beyond our comprehension, they can be genuinely loving and kind, and they are just overall pretty majestic creatures ...
If Movies Had Honest Titles (January 2018 Edition)
Insidious: The Last Key
12 Strong: The Declassified True Story of the Horse Soldiers
Maze Runner: The Death Cure
What You Think You're Saying When You're Drunk vs What You're Actually Saying
Remembering Someone by Their Facebook Posts
Rest in peace, Raph. Hopefully somebody up in heaven will help you figure out what you should have for lunch today.
The 8 Types of Waiters You'll Have In Your Lifetime
1. The Disappearing Act
The Disappearing Act greets you at the beginning of your meal and takes your orders, but beyond that you don't really see them all that much. You ...
5 Things About Bitcoin That Will Baffle You
Have you heard of the Bitcoin? It's money that some cyborgs invented in 2009 and is as real as your popularity on Twitter. It's also stupid valuable, at least for ...
The Best Black Mirror Episode (VOTE NOW!!)
5 Easy Ways to Improve Your Creativity