(August 14 01:21) Collegehumor.com
1. Drop a long, obscure word into conversation and act like it's no big thing.
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2. Demonstrate responsibility.
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3. Don't argue over petty things.
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4. Keep a planner.
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5. Like any TRUE adult, openly express the acceptance that Death has one bony hand hovering over your mortal soul at all times.
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