Sexy Valentine's Day gifts: R-rated ideas for couples tired of the mushy stuff

Let's not beat around the bush here: A lot of Valentine's Day gift guides are just plain boring.  Sure, we can all appreciate a good bouquet of flowers or piece of jewelry — the heartfelt stuff is nice once in a while. Once in a while. Not every damn year.  It's pretty archaic to assume that every couple thinks Valentine's Day means mush to the max, and whether or not we want to admit it, our primal urges are constantly lurking in the shadows. Congrats on being human. It's time to stop ignoring the fact that Valentine's Day is the sex holiday. And hey, sometimes spicing things up in the bedroom is the most romantic thing you can do.  Read more...More about Shopping Amazon, Shopping Ziffdavis, Gifts For Him, Gifts For Her, and Gift Guide IMAGE: FORIA $48 Aphrodisiac and CBD lube -- See Details IMAGE: MY FANTASY BOX $39 Date night in a box -- See Details IMAGE: MEUNDIES $30 Matching undies -- See Details IMAGE: LOVE CRAVE $149 A gold-plated vibrator -- See Details IMAGE: ELLA PARADIS $79.5 A wedge for the bed -- See Details IMAGE: MASTRAD $20.75 A chocolate fondue set -- See Details IMAGE: LILSILK $367.95 Silk bedding -- See Details IMAGE: SAVAGE X FENTY $79 Festive lingerie -- See Details IMAGE: TERRACE PUBLISHING $29.95 An aphrodisiac cookbook -- See Details IMAGE: IHOME $77.99 Sexy aromatherapy -- See Details IMAGE: WILDFIRE OIL $69.95 Arousing essential oils -- See Details IMAGE: ADAM AND EVE $36.95 A bondage kit -- See Details IMAGE: PURE ROMANCE $28 A massage candle -- See Details IMAGE: BABELAND $105 A vibrating cock ring -- See Details IMAGE: LOVE IS ART $60 The Love is Art Kit -- See Details IMAGE: SPIRITED GIFTS $189 An engraved champagne set -- See Details IMAGE: LUSH $7.95 An aphrodisiac bath bomb -- See Details IMAGE: HOMMEMYSTERE $16 Edgy undies for dudes -- See Details IMAGE: SKYN $9.47 Fancy flavored condoms -- See Details IMAGE: PEXELS $14.81 A couples yoga book -- See Details IMAGE: GROUPON $50 A couples massage -- See Details IMAGE: AMAZON $229.99 The Amazon Echo Show -- See Details IMAGE: LELO $149.25 A toy for both partners -- See Details